As with most conventions in life, Thanksgiving requires a semi-healthy dosage of humour on my behalf. You see, bitches, I can eat twice as much cheesecake and pumpkin pie as you omnivore reprobates. Speaking of holiday humour, Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving never fails to send me into a fit of giggles. Oh, shut the fuck up–it’s funny–just don’t, uh, watch it on a full stomach.




















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Happy Thanksgiving!
Although I suspect your curious hobby has made it impossible.
That is so bad that it’s…. no, I hate to say it, but it’s just bad.
I cannot get past the intentionally bad (yet still bad) narration.
Could have used some more trampoline.
It’s supposed to be bad. Ya freak.
I can eat twice as much cheesecake and pumpkin pie as you omnivore reprobates
Yeah, sure. Just don’t leave me alone with the cheesecake.
Yes but it I think he was going for so bad it’s funny, and didn’t quite get there. He did nail a few 70s horror flick cliches though.
Oh and I had no idea you were a vegetarian. Now I have another thing to give you crap about.
Oh, baby, veganism is the latest craze among celebloggers. My ex roomie’s a raw vegan chef. Let’s just say he thinks washing greens is discrimination against Microbe-Canadians. They’ll die thin, but they’ll die younger and less happy than the rest of us.
Me, I eat meat. And I’m not afraid to tell Trent Reznor that I swallow.
BTW, Eli Roth hates America.
Yay, Boxing Day!
Veganism is an entirely different creature than ovo-lacto vegetarianism.
I only cut meat in college to get rid of the “freshman 15.” It just turned into a lifelong habit… 15 years. Gah. The hardest thing to give up was pepperoni on my pizza, but I don’t miss it at all anymore.
The coolest aspect of giving up meat is that it inspired me to actually try and be healthy otherwise, i.e. strength and endurance training.
Okay, ’nuff of that talk. I’m going running now.
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Well, I’ve almost entirely cut out red meat for similar reasons. As far as I’m concerned, chickens are stupid enough to be considered vegetables, so by my standards I’m practically a vegetarian anyway.