Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell is a regular starfucker, that is, one of those guys who has invested quality time in finding the Kate Moss to his Pete Doherty. For some time, he dated Kirsten Dunst, who dumped him for being “too messy.” Then, Johnny tried to warm up to Emma Watson but, instead of a date, he received the “just friends” press statement. So, the bloke has moved on to attempting to shag less famous types, but I’m not so sure his methods of seduction are working for him:
Johnny Borrell has a new trick in his ladies man armoury. Take a girl up to Primrose Hill and ask them to look down across London. Then he whispers gently into their ear: “Think how many people down there have orgasmed to my music”.
Luckily, Primrose Hill doesn’t have much of an incline, or Borrell may very well find himself in steep trouble with a line like that.
- Thanx to Popbitch



















