Comments on: How Pathetic Is Charlie Sheen?

By: Cady

Cady — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:24:36 +0000

It’s too bad for the kids every time parents get divorced and can’t put aside their differences for the kids’ sake. I mean, unless one parent seriously fears for the kids’ safety when their with the other parent (which I think Kevin Federline has the right to do — frankly I wouldn’t want Britney seeing the kids AT ALL at this point) then they ought to accept that they are no longer married and put aside the bullshit and their differences so the kids can have the healthiest possible relationship with their parents. This whole thing smacks of using the kids as leverage to hurt the other person, and that isn’t fair to ANYONE involved.

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:55:33 +0000

this man actually envies Kevin Federline

Charlie, I didn’t know. I’m sorry. Maybe someone will show you some mercy and just, I dunno, end your misery.

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:30 +0000

Well, I’ve been in some shitty hotel rooms myself…

I’m glad Charlie cares about his girls, don’t get me wrong, but the years have not been kind to his face.

To me he’ll always be that stoner in Ferris Bueller….

By: jvon

jvon — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:45:49 +0000

Actually I think you’re onto something. I remember thinking “wow, she’s like Howard Hughes, except without the brains or the money”.

Of course if she doesn’t consider it a problem (she certainly didn’t seem to in the interview), she’s not going to take medication for it.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:06:46 +0000

I think they’re both pretty pathetic for various reasons, but it sounds like Denise has a moderate to severe case of OCD.

Probably nothing that a hefty dosage of Luvox wouldn’t cure, and she’d probably also be a far happier person as a result.

By: jvon

jvon — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:48:45 +0000

Yeah, well, consider what I said above and now imagine what having sex with Denise Richards is like. Jerking off to porn was probably more fulfilling and less humiliating.

Really what I’d like to know is what the hell he was thinking when he married her. Maybe he wonders the same thing though.

By: Mr. Atoz

Mr. Atoz — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:28:17 +0000

Charlie’s no angel, but I suspect the picture Denise painted in divorce court was just a wee bit slanted. And I’ll always admire him as Topper Harley in Hot Shots:

Topper: That’s a very… alluring perfume you’re wearing.

Ramada: It’s Vicks Vap-O-Rub. I have a cold.

By: jvon

jvon — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:10:11 +0000

I like Charlie Sheen, in spite of (or possibly because of) every reason you’ve listed above.

Denise Richards is a raving lunatic. I listened to an interview with her once where she described the process of disinfecting a hotel room when she stays in one. She carries a kit with her and she won’t touch anything in the room until it’s been cleaned. Phones, doorknobs, everything.

Now she is not the kind of complete batshit crazy that Britney is, and I suppose that is the source of his frustration. HE knows how nuts she is, and everyone who has ever interacted with her knows it also, but it is not apparent to the public (which hurts his image). She also is (probably) not doing anything to endanger the kids, so she isn’t going to lose custody of them either, regardless of how much of a psychotic bitch she acts towards him — and I have no doubt she is capable of much psychotic bitchery.

On the plus side, you have to admire the guy a little for actually giving a crap about his kids. It’s almost unfashionable these days.

Hang in there, man.