How Socialite Nicole Richie Got Thirsty

By Agent Bedhead in Male Whores, Nicole Richie, Vanity

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The uberwealthy Nicole Richie somehow forgot to drink water (perhaps she wasted it on the cameras) and was recently hospitalized and treated for dehydration, after which her rep was quick to point out that the socialite was apparently working as a camp counselor for the fifth season of The Simple Life. Certainly, bottled water was freely available on the set of Paris and Nicole’s quasi-reality show. According to Pop Bitch, a logical explanation may exist:

LA’s current concentration camp look isn’t just the result of cocaine and eating disorders. Everyone’s doing Clenbuterol. Prescribed as an asthma medication, Clenbuterol is taken by body-builders and now weight-watchers for its amazing fat-burning qualities. The drug works by raising body temperature, thereby burning more calories. But it’s only designed to be taken temporarily and carefully. Ever wondered why celebrities always seemed to be hospitalised for asthma, dehydration and exhaustion?

Interesting how all these medications are recommended for short-term use, isn’t it? Meanwhile, Nicole’s boyfriend, Joel Madden, allegedly tossed an open-handed punch into the boobie of a female paparazzo while defending his little lightweight champion from the glare of the camera. While it is entertaining to see the lead singer of an emo boy band try to assert his masculinity, I do hope he didn’t smear his eyeliner.

See also Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on Dieting and Stuff



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