Will Smith and Tom Cruise were both present and accounted for at last evening’s 2008 MTV Movie Awards. However, one would be hard pressed to find a photo of these two together during the entire schbang. Has the bromance cooled so quickly? Nah… I’d guess that some studio head is likely just concerned about the Scientology curse and its potential effect on the box office receipts for Smith’s impending Hancock film. So, how exactly does one avoid Tom Cruise?
1. Hang with the cool kids & hope Jason Bateman can negate The Cruise Effect:
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2. Bring your own short guy to the event, so Katie Holmes can keep her own.
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3. Stand next to someone who will protect you — Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson:
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… and if all else fails …
4. Do an unflattering imitation of Tom Cruise himself. Then, get jiggy with it.
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Why do I get the feeling that Dwayne Johnson can twist Will Smith into a pretzel?
He should, those shades Will’s sporting aren’t all that…
If number 1 doesn’t work, there is no point to the others.
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Nobody can stand tom cruise, douchebag he is!