Did early reviews of your eagerly anticipated, pretentious-as-all-hell film get you down?
Did you find that you completely neglected to find a proper dress for the red carpet?
Were you miffed when your nose got photoshopped away for a recent magazine shoot?
Well, then. According to the Daily Mail, all of these dreadful omissions were wished away when Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman faked a lesbian kiss on the red carpet. Of course, this is all speculation on the part of the tabloid, which may or may not be correct that these photos were a precursor to a lesbian kiss between the two stars of The Other Boleyn Girl. Without proof of a bona fide liplock, I’m inclined to say the actual kiss probably didn’t happen, but hey, don’t let me intrude on your daydreams.
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Oh please, that didn’t happen, though they are two hot bitches I can totally see how people would WISH it had.
[...] Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman faked a lesbian kiss on the red carpet (ABH) [...]
Hey, it worked for Britney Spears and Madonna, right?
Oh, wait a second…
Poor Natalie still hasn’t mastered the (fake) red-carpet smile. She always looks like she’s smelling a dirty diaper, but trying to be polite.
Yep, and what the hell is Natalie wearing?
I’ve seen a lot of ugly red carpet gowns, but that looks like something that a slutty band majorette would wear.
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