Believe it or not, less than one thousand behaviours piss me off, but here’s a good one:
In the introductory line of the not-so-classic “please link my crappy blog” email, make sure to address to a “Dear Sir” and then rave about how much you love this site.
What. The. Fuck. Ever.
Talk about adding insult to annoyance. Delete.
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Bitch
Dear Sir:
My name is Bkonon Mgambe. I am a Nigerians citizen with wife to the my am Minister of Finance. I must have urr bank account number and I will tranferrs USD 20 millions dollars to your account that I must tkae out of the countrie. In return I wil link your blog site Agnet Bedwet and pays you an additional USD 3 millions.
Pplease reply to my sekrit address, which arrivng in speperate email.
Thank you,
your humble servant Bkonon
Very cute, Mister LaShawn. If I didn’t recognize the IP address, I’d have deleted that.
However, it amused me. Lucky you.
I have many socks for peoples! You won’t be sad! And youreee writting is reely good!
SOcks! For peoples.
Linkes my socks!
Uber bitch
Hey! Debbie posted at 11:46 on 01.04.06.
How cool is that?
Just For Laughs…
Agent Bedhead tells us just how fond she is of please link my crappy blog email pleas. CHECK OUT THE COMMENTS!…
Hi Sadie!!!!!!
I’ve been reading your blog for like ages now.
I love your writing babe. I hope we can be best friends.
I think you visited my site once – the one with the mystical unicorns and wood nymphs – when you click on my site your cursor becomes magical and a trail of fairy dust follows it – pretty neat huh?
Anyway I checked my site stats and saw your IP address and I’ve written it in glitter gel and framed it on my desk because like you are so amazing and like so popular.
So yeah um bye!
P.S Link me! k?
Glitter gel, eh?
What colour we talking here?
Oh sadie, sadie, sadie.
As if I’d touch any other colour glitter gel aside from pink…
I’m a huge fan of your site, sir. Please don’t link me, though, because Google already sends plenty of people looking for midget-on-goat porn.
p.s. – What’s with the Tom Cruise fetish?
I got that e-mail too last night — it was almost identical to what you describe. Looks like someone got ahold of a Raging RINO blogroll or something…
I think I got the same e-mail. Not. Gonna. Link. Nope.
Well damn, I feel left out.
I didn’t get the e-mail.
Maybe couldn’t see past my third boob, or couldn’t handle the man chowder that emanates from the tales of pudding wrestling.
Either way I’m depressed. Maybe I’ll put a bunch of puppies in a burlap sack and smack it with a rubber hose. That always cheers me up.
Sir, can I play too? I be in the liking of the link whoreing.