I don”’t know if Baby Toupee is an actual commercial site or the hideous offspring of an SNL spoof, but I do know that this is an awful, awful thing to do to a child. Any parent who would do this to a baby boy could probably be found a few years later dressing the little tyke in Armor of God PJs, thereby guaranteeing that the kid will grow up to become a televangelist who can only sustain an erection if he puts on a Dynel wig and fantasizes that he”’s one of the Supremes. It”’s a sick, dangerous world out there, people.
