Hugh Hefner has really old balls

By Phin in Hugh Hefner, Playboy

and he’s hoping they’ll work just one last time.

At least that’s the story New York Daily News is reporting.

The answer to Who’s Your Daddy just may be Hugh Hefner. The founder of the Playboy empire has told us he’s considering becoming a father again – at age 80.

“I wouldn’t say that there’s a plan, but there has certainly been a conversation,” the centerfold sovereign said.

Yeah, I can’t see anything wrong with that at all. Not.a.thing. I mean how wouldn’t want a sister old enough to be your grandmother? Plus I mean Hef will be around for at least two or three more years and lets face it, that first year, two at the most, is the most critical time in a child’s life. When you’re setting a good example, passing on life’s lessons, passing the torch. Sure the possibly newest little Hef won’t remember anything dear old dad had to say, but at least they’ll be able to bond while they’re both having their diapers changed.

Even more shocking to some will be the fact that the man who boasted a seven-woman coterie as late as 2004 has found true love.

“This is the one,” he said of Madison. “It’s fascinating – I mean, with all the years and the romantic adventures and the marriages, etc. – to find something as special as this at this stage in my life is a miracle.”

I’m sure J. Howard Marshall said the exact same thing about Anna Nicole. Its just so heartwarming to know that it doesn’t matter about the age difference, that “true love” knows no age boundaries.



2 comments

I find it disturbing that we enter and exit life in diapers.

01.19.07 | 11:48 am
billfry

he’s too old to be a father.my dad was 65 yrs. old when i started first grade.he could not do anything a young boy needs a father to do.my childhood was miserable.he should have his balls cut off.the selfish bastard.

01.19.07 | 2:25 pm


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