Hugh Hefner Is Kind Of A Dick

By Agent Bedhead in Boobies, Hugh Hefner, Kelly Osbourne, Nicky and Paris Hilton, Playboy, Smoking Bolts

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So we were kind of mean to Kelly Osbourne once or twice recently concerning her desire to appear in Playboy magazine, but after viewing a few photos of her recent transformation, I’m feeling a wee bit guilty about trashing her so badly in relation to her weight. Kelly looks pretty damn good now, and if she can keep the weight off permanently, she will definitely age more gracefully than Paris Hilton, whose constant tanning already makes her look a decade older than she really is.

Hugh Hefner obviously does prefer the tanned blondes, since he can trade them in for newer models every so often. He has slammed Kelly for not being beautiful enough to appear in his cookie-cutter magazine. The master of viagra reportedly scoffed, “I can’t see it happening somehow – we don’t airbrush to that extent.”

Listen up, buster, because there’s something you should know. We really don’t want to see your 80-year-old naked ass either.

Source: Starpulse



8 comments

Jenny

Wow! She looks great with all the weight off. I guess she doesn’t look enough like an old whore for Heff.

01.24.07 | 11:57 am
geomatic1

She sure cleaned up well.

01.24.07 | 3:05 pm

Kelly Osbourne? In Playboy?

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

I don’t care how much weight she’s lost, she’s still a troll

01.24.07 | 3:10 pm
Brad

I think she looks pretty damn good!
But I’m not sure that I’m that a very good judge.

I haven’t been laid in about twelve years.

01.24.07 | 3:56 pm

i seen a few, especially one in particular, who appeared in playboy, and then soon after, on larry king.
the beautiful glorious nymph that gave me wood wasnt the same moustachioed, heavily freckled, spotted pasty dame king interviewed.

yes hef… you DO airbrush THAT much.

01.24.07 | 8:59 pm
Tascha

Hugh Hefner should shut the fuck up! Before he starts trashing her he should have contacted her. Because then he would have know she doesn’t even want to be in his magazine because she “doesn’t want people looking at her tits or her fanny for that matter”

Kelly said this on januari 11th when she fell in for Zane Lowe on BBC1 Radio. She said that “A reporter once asked me if i would be comfortable if I was asked to pose nude for Playboy and I said yes I would be comfortable with it. That does not mean that I would do it though. I don’t want men or anybody for that manner look at my boobs or my fanny for that matter. That’s private!”

So yeah unlike a lot of people a.k.a Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton Kelly does have class.

01.25.07 | 7:11 am

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