Hugh Jackman, who (conveniently) stars in the upcoming Australia, has been crowned The Sexiest Man Alive by People, which describes Hugh as “a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance and wield a weapon.” The magazine also quotes co-star Nicole Kidman, who, for whatever reason, portrays Hugh as a jaw-dropping specimen of manhood.
It’s already a well-established fact that Nicole Kidman and I do not share the same taste in men. In this case, I have nothing against Hugh Jackman as a dude, but he just doesn’t do it for me. Such ambivalence is usually rather unquantifiable when it comes to a perfectly good-looking fellow, but, in this case, the turn-off valve is quite easy to pinpoint:
I BLAME VAN HELSING.
Ah well, while Hugh can’t hope to surpass 2007’s People’s Sexiest Man, Matt Damon, at least Hugh Jackman easily beats the 2006 Sexiest Man Alive and his ubiquitous bat nipples.
This Just In: Sondra K. has more unflattering beach piccies of Mister Hugh Sexynot. Hahahahaha!
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Those pictures had me rolling. Thanks.
Although I must say that Nicole Kidman’s awful taste in men is one of the things that makes her appealing to me. (I’d never have a shot otherwise.)
Okay, I can accept that Nicole Kidman concession, but you’d better not like Van Helsing!
I remember being underwhelmed by it and have not thought about it since… I don’t think I found it quite as objectionable as you, just lame.
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When did he manage to pop up like that? I mean he does have some sexy roles and stuff, but… the sexiest man in the world… hmm…
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