Sic transit gloria mundi, and here it is Wednesday already. After years at the top of the list, Brad Pitt has been toppled by Hugh Jackman as the hunkiest man on the planet. First, he was People Magzine’s Sexiest Man Alive; now he’s the guy most other guys want to look like. At least, if your pool is guys who patronize ridiculously pricey plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills. Cosmetic surgeon to the stars Dr. Robert Rey (aka Dr. 90210, or at least one of them) explains it thusly:

Hugh Jackman just passed Brad Pitt in my list of what men ask for… ‘Doc, can I have a gut ripped like his. Doc, can I have a nose like his?’… Australians have really made a huge impact on the world, especially in Hollywood, with their standard of beauty.”

Maybe. Somehow I doubt Brad Pitt is losing any sleep over this development. A man who can walk around looking like a common barnyard animal has got to be really, really secure about his masculinity. Hell, Brad Pitt is probably so relaxed he doesn’t even change his socks on a regular basis.