The animal rights folks at PETA have their all-cotton knickers in a twist over the Olsen twins, who not only wear fur but sell it to other people through their signature fashion line. So they’ve put up a web page, where they explain why they feel this policy is unwise and urge Ashley and Mary-Kate to reconsider….

HA! Just kidding. Actually, they’ve put up a web page that looks like something a bunch of nasty-minded third graders would create to mock a teacher they hated. May-Kate and Ashley are now “Hairy-Kate and Trashley,” the “Trollsen twins.” You can dress the virtual twins in virtual bloody animal bits, or send them an email telling them you think they’re big carnivorous poo-poo heads.

PETA really needs to stick with celebrities taking their clothes off. It doesn’t alter the amount of meat in my diet or leather in my wardrobe, but stuff like this makes me want to go out and buy the entire Monty Burns fashion line. If Christmas dinner at the Atoz household winds up featuring a roast suckling pig stuffed with foie gras and baby seal pups, I’m going to send PETA a picture of the result and tell them it was all their fault.