It’s been a few years since David Fincher made Fight Club and got Brad Pitt to deliver one of the best performances of his career, but everyone remembers the soap. And now, finally, you can actually buy the stuff. Some outfit/person calling themselves DirtyAssSoaps is selling the product on Etsy (no relation to Regretsy), and $8.00US a bar doesn’t sound too unreasonable.

Unfortunately, this outfit specializes in vegan soap products, so it’s unlikely any rich women will find themselves buying their own fat asses back from DirtyAssSoaps. But a bar of this stuff in the guest bathroom will make people think you’re a seriously Durdenesque badass. At least, as long as they don’t know you very well. But that’s why they’re using the guest bathroom in the first place.