Star Wars has been a pop culture staple for about thirty years now, even though the franchise started sucking right around the time the Ewoks showed up. And tattoos, of course, are everywhere. A collision between the two pop culture phenomena was inevitable. The Force in the Flesh is making an exhaustive survey of “Star Wars™ Inspired Body Art,” which ought to be a null set in any culturally healthy Venn diagram, but isn’t. Trust me, this isn’t one of those happy accidents like combining chocolate and peanut butter. Click, if you dare, to see The Top 10 Craziest Star Wars Tattoos, starting with Yoda as Santa Claus and heading downhill from there. You probably don’t want to be at work when you see #2, where R2D2 demonstrates his probe droid skills on Princess Leia.