It depends on what your definition of “screwed” is. The unbelievably long, tedious presidential primary campaign may be over, just in time for the excitement of the unbelievably long, tedious post-primary/pre-convention presidential campaign. Still, the shit hasn’t quite finished hitting the fan. The latest issue of Vanity Fair features a hit piece on Bill Clinton which suggests that Billy Jeff was less than an asset to Hillary’s campaign. But, on the upside, Bill was nailing groupies like he was David Coverdale on a Whitesnake reunion tour. The innuendo about Bill’s Excellent Road Trip included this quote:

Over the last few years, aides have winced at repeated tabloid reports about Clinton’s episodic friendship and occasional dinners out with Belinda Stronach, a twice-divorced billionaire auto-parts heiress and member of the Canadian Parliament 20 years his junior, or at more recent high-end Hollywood dinner-party gossip that Clinton has been seen visiting with the actress Gina Gershon in California.

Fairly innocuous—no stubborn dress stains or anything—and Gina’s own reputation is less than spotless. Nevertheless, linking the star of Bound and Showgirls to a guy like Bill Clinton was evidently a bit much. Ms. Gershon demanded an immediate retraction from Vanity Fair, and hired the law firm of Lavely & Singer to defend her good name.

Lavely & Singer, incidentally, is serious business. The firm handles numerous cases like this, and their reputation suggests they’re entirely capable of ripping Vanity Fair’s editors a whole series of new orifices that they never, ever wanted. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the Hollywood definition of “screwed.”