Generally the appearance of a Lady Gaga post on this page is a sure sign of a glacially slow news day, but this one is strange enough I think we’d run it under any circumstances. People looking way too closely at the video clips of Gaga’s performance at Glastonbury have spotted a disturbing moment when Gaga hops off the motorcycle she made her entrance on. She swings her leg high, and just for an instant something is visible below the hem of her skimpy red dress. Possibly a disco stick of some kind. Throw in this highly plausible item, and I think the evidence is conclusive: Lady Gaga is a man. That, or a pre-op transsexual. Or possibly some half-man, half-woman creature out of Greek mythology. Between this and Fergie’s recent revelations, we might have to follow up the Mystery Ass feature with some Mystery Crotches. Really mysterious crotches.