Mariah Carey has been making Aspen her holiday home for years now, and she might even be building a home in the area. And for years an important part of Mariah”””s holiday has been the bikini snow-roll (a local tradition the Aspenites told the diva about right before they sent her off on a snipe hunt), but this year she swapped her fur-trimmed bikini for an outfit that looks more suitable for a remake of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Compare this with some of the outfits that Britney Spears has been traipsing around in lately, and you start to wonder who”””s dressing these people? Mariah Carey is worth well over $100 million, money she”””s received from her hordes of irrationally dedicated fans. In return, it doesn”””t seem too much to ask that she not appear in public dressed like an intergalactic bag lady. But enough griping. In the spirit of the season, here”””s Ali Lohan singing ”””A Lohan Holiday.””? It”””s a nice little song, with no references to the drugs, fighting, car wrecks, primiscous sex and long talks with the police that make up a real Lohan holiday. Okay, it”””s a rotten song. But the girl has Michael for a dad, Dina for a mom, and Lindsay for a big sister. I”””d need a heart of stone to give her a hard time on this blog.
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Not only is that “outfit” ugly but it makes her look like she weighs 300 lbs. And I do believe Beavis (aka “Cornholio”) also wore his sweaters in that fashion.
Beej, it’s not the outfit…it’s what’s underneath it.
Sans the fake breastages, Mariah ”sta be the hottest woman on the planet (in my eyes). She could definitely eat a box of saltines in my bed!
Nice one on the Cornholio reference, Bobgirrl. Between the sweater and the poundage, I’m thinking Mariah might share some of Beavis’ sugar issues.
Do you have any . . . olio?
Ew. That Ali girl canNOT sing.