I am 74% White Trash.
I may have been raised white trash, but I have escaped to find the other side. Even now my white trash traits sneak out, like drinking beer from the bottle at a restaurant.
HEY YALL ITS SADIE LOU AGIN!!!!1! DID YOU MISS ME BITCHES??? WELL I DID. LOL@!! GUESS WHUT MAH CUZIN RED MADE ME TAKE THIS TEST AND I HATE EM SO I THOUGHT ID COMPLAIN AND WHOOP AND HOLLER CUZ ITS CALLIN ME JUST A LIL TRASHY. WELL TAKE ME OVER A BARREL AND CALL ME YOU’RE MOMMAS NAME.
ANYWAY IM PISSED OWF AND I GOTTA GET MAH REVENGE ON CUZIN RED SO I GOTTA GO THINK HARD AND STUFF. MAH DADDY ALWAYSS SAID I WAS A GIRL OF VERY LITTLE BRIAN. ANYWAY I ALWAYS LIKED ME THAT WINNIE POOH BETTER THAN PIGRET CUZ SIZE MATTERS. NOW GO AN VISIT ALL MAH KINDRED!!!!!1!!!
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Nineteen percent White Trashy here–i.e., Not At All White Trashy. If it weren’t for the fact that I smoke and think W kicks ass, I probably would have scored in the negative numbers.
27% White Trash – “The white trash in our blood will not keep you from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep you from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.” Damn! Talk about accurate!
For the record, that wasn’t Agent Bedhead’s score. SADIE LOU!!! kicked her off the ‘puter and filled it out ALL on her own.
Only 52%. Rats.
Guess I need to move to Maryland to bump up my quotient.
22% here — frankly, I think this test has some measurement issues with false negatives and low skewage, meself (but then maybe that’s just me…)
13%. No freaking way. (1 tattoo, no mullet, no Camaro, no jail time. I’m lilly white.) I agree with Rex Ferric.
Funny there wasn’t a question about man chowder in the quiz.