This probably isn’t how Katy Perry was hoping to return to the top of the charts. Wednesday night, Katy’s hyperactive Twitter account was hijacked by an anonymous prankster (*koff* Katy’s producer Lukasz Gottwald, aka Dr. Luke *koff*). In a few minutes, tweets even sillier than usual began popping up under Katy’s namje: “Is it normal to have the reacurent [sic] rash with blisters on my vagina?” and, “Oops I crapped my pants! It’s messy. What should i do?”
Okay, so Katy has friends with an eighth-grade sense of humor and sixth-grade spelling skills. No surprises there. The aftermath was a bit more surprising. First Perez Hilton picked up on the tweets, and responded in his own inimitable way. “Let’s get Katy Perry’s vagina to #1 y’all!” he tweeted, followed by several more tweets on Katy’s ladybits. Others joined in: Paris Hilton (no relation, surprisingly), Dita von Teese, Cobra Starship singer Gabe Saporta, and Kay Hanley from Letters to Cleo. Within hours, “Katy Perry’s vagina” was the hottest topic on Twitter, even ahead of that iPad gizmo everyone’s raving about. So now Katy knows the road to reclaiming #1. Let’s hope she doesn’t take it, or there might be a vapid pop song about anal warts lurking in our future.
