I Kissed A Girl and Turned Into a Bitch

By Mr. Atoz in Katy Perry, Smoking Bolts

Katy Perry really ought to consider sending Megan Fox a nice muffin basket or something, because right now Miss Toe-Thumbs is the only reason Katy Perry isn’t the most annoyingly ubiquitous person in pop culture. And Katy owns that annoyingness. In fact, she’s so determined to protect her unique brand of whatever-the-hell-she’s-selling that she’s suing Australian designer Katie Perry for exclusive rights to the name.

It’s not as if the Aussie Katie Perry is some sort of copycat. Born Katie Jane Perry, she’s been calling herself Katie Perry roughly since she learned to talk, and when she started a loungewear label two years ago, it didn’t seem unreasonable to call it Katie Perry Loungewear. But when Ms. Perry applied for a trademark on the label last September, the American singer was displeased and sicced her legal piranhas on her. Apparently the American Katy Perry (born Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson) operates on the theory that There Can Be Only One. The basic notion is appealing, but that number might be just a bit high.



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I would agree with you completely, except that she’s got fantastic breasts.

06.16.09 | 5:28 pm

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06.16.09 | 5:53 pm
Jinxy

Let’s see… Katy Pee in two years will be on VH1′s “One hit wonders”, and in five years VH1′s “Where are they now” and Katie Perry will have a line of women’s lounge wear.

She’s such a marginal toad, it’s almost laughable except for the fact she thinks she’s talented and has a long career ahead of her.

06.16.09 | 6:13 pm
Blaub Flute

Doesn’t the girl kisser wear a necklace and have a blog that referrs to her as “Kitty Purry”? Does she trademark that name too? I don’t care what she calls it I will love, love watching her sex video when it comes out.

06.17.09 | 8:22 am
Nadine

If the Highlander rule applies then lets let bitchface and the Aussie chick fight it out with swords. I guarantdamtee an australian woman will take Bitchface down like a mo’fo.

06.17.09 | 1:32 pm
joechill

dear katy perry,

kill yourself.

sincerely, everyone

06.17.09 | 3:37 pm
solarman

Maybe Kate Hudson should sue her for being born with her name! dumb b#$%h!

06.17.09 | 8:19 pm
emptyaddy

Worthless and talentless. That is Katy Perry. Like most, I’m just causually ignoring until she finally shows us her giant jugs (what she was meant for) and truly becomes forgotten.

06.17.09 | 10:35 pm

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