In keeping with this blog’s laserlike focus on the utterly trivial, let’s take a look at this highly non-newsworthy snippet of an interview with Emma Stone (most recent film: Easy A). Emma is both cute and talented, and it’s nice to see she declines to spout the usual “I was an ugly teenager” tripe every woman in Hollywood feels compelled to repeat. “I never felt, like, dorky,” she says. “I was just like, ‘Yup, these are my braces. I’ve had them forever.’” Way to go, Emma. Nothing wrong with growing up well adjusted. But the interview gets a little more interesting when she starts delivering movie reviews in secret code:

I like to look like a person. It drives me crazy when you see women in movies playing teachers, and they have biceps. It totally takes me out of the movie. I start thinking, Wow, that actress playing this part really looks great!”

A perfectly reasonable, general comment. Nothing anyone need take personally. For example, Cameron Diaz (most recent film: Bad Teacher) has no idea what Emma is talking about: