First the Beckhams, now this. It’sbeginning to look as if the ideal place to catch a glimpse of a questionable Brit celebrity is southern California. Katie Price, aka Jordan, arrived at LAX yesterday, although mercifully she’s only here for a brief visit and will return to the UK in the near future. Most of her, anyway. The model/author/national embarrassment, whose sole redeeming feature is not being Jodie Marsh, will be going home about forty pounds lighter after she gets those ginormous implants removed. Katie (if that is her real name) had one round of breast reduction surgery last year, but her chestal monstrosities refused to submit and only went down from 32G to 32F. This time she hopes to achieve a more nearly human 32C bosom.

Or so we may all hope. At the airport, Katie joked that she hadn’t really made a final decision about her mammary acreage, and even hinted that yet another enlargement wasn’t out of the question. If she actually goes there, the airline had better charge her triple fare before flying her back to London. And let’s make sure she doesn’t make any return visits.