If you, like me, haven’t finished your Christmas shopping—or if you, like me, haven’t quite started—Amazon.com has a deal for you. Imagine how surprised your friend/loved one/cat will be when they go downstairs on Christmas morning and find a four-pound can of Beluga caviar sitting under the tree! Granted, it will set you back a ways–$10,560.00, to be precise—but that’s a 29 percent savings over the usual price of $14,784.00. It’s like Amazon.com is the high-end version of Target or something.
Drop by the link, even if you’re not a big caviar aficionado. The prize here is the customer reviews. One fellow seemed disappointed because he thought he was buying some upscale Russian sea monkeys, while the rest of the reviewers sounded like they would kill and eat the people who bought this item before they would lay down their life savings for a can of fish eggs. I’m pretty sure Paris Hilton is going to buy a can of this stuff so she and Britney can use it to egg Lindsay Lohan’s apartment.
(Via Tammy Bruce.)
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The reviews at Amazon had me crying laughing. I could not believe how funny they were. The sad thing is that I want to eat that damn caviar now, kind of like how I want to try that $500 Creme de la Mer cream that JLo smears on her ass every night. This class envy is stupid, I realize, but I chalk it up to gossiping about celebrities all day.
I know what you mean, Celebitchy. I want to try the stuff, and at the same time I’m kicking myself for thinking anything could be good enough to justify that kind of expenditure.
Of course, if you’re really interested you can buy a 1.75 ounce jar of the same caviar for a mere $290.25. I’m just sayin, is all…
I would feel guilty for spending that much on a purse, although I’ve done it. It must be such a letdown to taste that fishy stuff.
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