Michael Lohan could be looking at jail time for his nasty habit of taping his calls and then making them public. Nevertheless, his “leaked” phone conversations continue to dribble out, stinking up the blogosphere and damaging reputations on a scale we haven’t seen since Nixon made all those regrettable recordings. Latest victim: Jon Gosselin, who really doesn’t need any help when it comes to making himself look like a schmuck. Gosselin trashed TLC, defended his questionable relationships, and talked about a whole lot of other stuff. The money quote:

I mean, I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they [the kids] never got paid for it? It’s disgusting.”

To give Gosselin a little—very little—credit, at least he’s concerned on some crass level about how this reality circus will affect his children. Meanwhile, Michael Lohan (who, as always, deleted his side of the conversation) looks more than ever like an untrustworthy swine who’s utterly radioactive to anyone with a cell. Honestly, I’d be happier learning that my number had been sold to a dozen different telemarketing outfits than to hear that I was on Michael Lohan’s speed dial.