There are few pleasures as sleazily voyeuristic as browsing the lurid, painful confessions at PostSecret, where people submit postcards inscribed with their most shameful secrets. Actually, here’s something even sleazier, with an extra, upchuck-inducing dose of cuteness: lolsecretz, where various household pets (most of them terminally emo) confess their dirtiest secrets in icky-sweet LOLcatspeak. Some of the confessions are more plausible than others. I doubt my cat took the money I gave her to get spayed and spent it on a boob job, but I can easily believe that she secretly loves to shed.