I Question Your Commitment to Sparkle Vampires

By Mr. Atoz in Film, Smoking Bolts, Twilight

creepy guy

New Moon opened to big, big box office numbers last week, thereby guaranteeing a couple more years of sparkly-vampire infestations at your local theatre. It will not surprise you to learn that, of the millions of fans who flocked to see the thing, not a few were… a few clowns short of a circus, let’s say. Consider this guy, who posted on Missed Connections after one midnight screening of New Moon. It starts off normally enough, then gets distinctly creepy: “as your hair draped down behind your seat i just had to hold it and smell it deeply (pantene. great choice).” Then he goes full pervo retard and never looks back:

After the movie I followed you and your friend to perkin’s. I waited outside in my car so I could watch you eat and smile. I followed you home and made sure you got there safely. I noticed you left you car unlocked so I went to have a look into your life. I can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. If you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. “grin”

Gamma Squad has the whole flesh-crawling exchange. Kids, there are very, very good reasons why you should never pick up total strangers at certain genres of movie. “Saw” movies would be one example, and evidently “Twilight” movies are another. Actually, I don’t care if you and your SO have been a couple for years. If this person wants you to see New Moon with them, you need to take a long, serious look at your relationship.



ummm, how many young impressionable children actually visit your site?


I take it you don’t like the Twilight Saga? Why not just say so, instead of sneering and growwling like the curmudgeon you are?

11.24.09 | 5:24 pm

This is a not so obscure crack at my Hostel Speed Dating Clubâ„¢ isn’t it?

11.24.09 | 8:50 pm

Every generation needs their Howard the Duck. Just damn, I still blush when I think of the things I was asked to do (and did) with feathers after that movie. :oops:

11.25.09 | 12:19 am

Hostel Speed Dating Clubâ„¢ isn’t for sparkle sparkle.

11.25.09 | 2:55 am
I R A Darth Aggie

I voted that CL posting for “Best of…”.

11.25.09 | 9:02 am

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