I Resemble that Remark

By Mr. Atoz in Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Smoking Bolts

Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart is still getting grief for that interview where she compared being hounded by paparazzi to being raped–so much grief that it sort of proves her point, however stupidly she expressed it. But at least Robert Pattinson has her back. In a joint interview with Entertainment Weekly, Rpattz defended his lady’s honor, then went all Vlad the Impaler on bloggers, whom apparently he hates even more than werewolves or something:

That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone. …And it’s quite good being part of these Twilight films because you have to give so many interviews all the time, you can defend yourself. That’s the only way. All of us stick together, as well. There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.

Kristen endorsed Rob’s statement, and then followed it up with (I kid you not) some bizarre comment about Rob giving the Queen of England a Cleveland steamer. That’s a heck of a learning curve, Kristen.


I don’t hate you, I just wish you’d wash your hair.

06.24.10 | 2:18 pm

Help me out here, he’s who now?

06.24.10 | 3:23 pm

I don’t know what a Cleveland steamer is. Is it anything like a Dirty Sanchez?

06.24.10 | 5:32 pm

“My head hurts so much! God, why is my brain so big?”

06.24.10 | 7:25 pm

I don’t know what a Cleveland steamer is.

I wouldn’t worry about it. To be honest, I’m not too happy that I know what a Cleveland steamer is.

06.25.10 | 8:19 am

I looked it up… it’s even worse than a Dirty Sanchez. :lol:

06.25.10 | 1:39 pm

As a public service, I would like to tell anyone who’s thinking that they need to google “Cleveland steamer” so they can find out what it is — you don’t. Really. You’re better off not knowing.

06.26.10 | 4:21 am

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