No, that’s not a real picture of Adrianne Curry. But here at Agent Bedhead, pics have to meet two stringent criteria: 1) no nudity; and 2) some minimal visual or graphic interest. An exhaustive GIS search shows there’s not a single picture of Adrianne Curry anywhere on the internet that meets both those standards. Anyway, it’s close enough. Adrianne is still burnishing her nerd-girl credentials, as she proved last Sunday with this twitter:

jumping into shower.going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked&stoned.Perfect Sunday!

Then, just in case there was any confusion about that mental image, she sent out a picture of the occasion, helpfully captioned, “me… naked… playing World of Warcraft ” It turns out Adrianne is a Night Elf Warrior on the Nazgrel server, playing at a decent level of 33. Her modeling career might not be doing so well, but Adrianne is defining herself as what one tweeter called “a nerd’s wet dream.” In other words, she’s going after the highly specific demographic of pasty-faced geeks with no social life who spend all day glued to the computer, living out a pathetic fantasy life filled with sex and violence. But don’t knock it: There actually are men like that out there somewhere in cyberspace. Or so I’ve heard.