This picture seems to portray what would happen if Larry King went to work wearing his suspenders but neglected to make use of those shirtlike contraptions that he’s apparently so fond of. Oh, Mariah:
Her boobies could be completely showing, which would be worse than just kinda showing, right?
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By worse, you mean better right?
Oh sure her golden globes are nice, but they aren’t nearly as perky as my man boobages.
And her nipples aren’t nearly as mesmerizing as mine are, that’s a trick beknownst only to the Scientolology Cultist.
Gee – can she try to be just a LITTLE more obvious?
Nice..uhh.. dress.. yeah.. dress..
Uh…you know, I think I’m gonna run out and get that dress myself. Yep.
Gag! Put a shirt on!…
Words fail me. Gag reflexes triggered. *urp* Bleck! Just go to Agent Bedhead and see for yourself…….
Since comments are off on the below post, I just wanted to say, you don’t have a “little gem”! You have a blazing Hope Diamond there!
Pretty tacky, but I must say Mariah looks a lot better in that outfit than Larry King would.
Incidentally, isn’t that pic a little old? Lately, Ms. Carey seems to have bulked up in a serious, Shelley Winters kind of way. Not the figure I want to see falling out of that dress.
“You can barely see them nipples.”
“See? And these guys are really looking.”
Oh my eyes! My eyes!
If the sight of Mariah’s boobies really offends everyone, I’d be happy to cover them so you don’t have to look.
Really, it’s no trouble at all….
so, i guess i’m spam too?