When I said not too long ago that Perry Farrell was looking “cleaned-up,” I never meant that the dude looked like he’d gotten off drugs. Instead, I was referring only to the fact that he lost the dreads and took a few showers. So, courtesy of Trent Reznor, here stands Perry Farrell in all his anticlimactic, inorgasmic glory. Of course, this would ordinarily have been a rather satisfying image to behold, but for the previous and wholly redundant teaser photo posted about twelve hours earlier:

A teaser or five or, hell, even seven can be rather tantalizing, and die-hard fans will actually tolerate a bit more for superfluity’s sake. However, this last photographic come-on was a bit too much and on the verge of insulting. For whatever reason, Reznor disregarded the concept of blue balls, but I guess that’s not too surprising for a guy who used to be known for banging his groupies en masse. So, yeah, I’m biting the hand that feeds here, and, yes, I’m totally gonna get kicked out of school for that little dig.