You know, I try not to speculate too much on people’s relationships or lack thereof. So, when Brittany Murphy hopped into a quickie marriage with screenwriter Simon Monjack, I took the perspective that the resultant contempt was a bit cruel. However, this all changed when these two decided to publicly make out while attending the launch of a Blumarine shop in Florida. We’re talking sheer class, people.
Was this display of unwarranted affection really necessary? I mean, when you evoke Cronenberg, it should either be in a bona fide horror film or for humourous effect when talking about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Seriously, once you put your sex life on the red carpet, it’s fair game for ridicule. Sorry, folks. I’ve gone to the dark side. From here on out, it’s just gonna be wall-to-fucking-wall, semi-naked junkies.
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There’s nothing wrong with this guy that a shave, some degreaser, and a couple minutes with a high-pressure hose couldn’t cure.
I am shocked that there is no gold chain visible around his neck.
PS I think it’s terrible to make fun of people’s appearances and you should be ashamed of yourself.
What was that?
(sound of rustling paper occasionally interrupted by manaical laughter)
I’m sorry……. can’t hear you….. too busy collecting pictures of half-naked junkies.
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