
Some days it just doesn’t pay to walk down the beach naked and wagging Mr. Happy at the pretty ladies (link is 100 percent safe for work). ‘specially when one of those ladies is Penelope Cruiz and the other is her sister.
Maybe the ladies wouldn’t laugh so much if they understood shrinkage and the affects a bit of water and the cool ocean breeze can have on a man’s dangling participle.
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