Today is World Kindness Day, a holiday that can only be regarded as a direct slap in the face to this blog and everything we stand for. Nevertheless, in the spirit of the occasion I’m going to try to find something, anything, nice to say about some of our regular targets. Here goes:
- Paris Hilton cares deeply about drunken pachyderms.
- Lindsay Lohan will help you donate blood. Take appropriate precautions.
- Britney Spears is deranged, but sort of charitable.
- And Rosie O’Donnell. Okay, this story really doesn’t have an upside. More on the Rosie O’Donnell situation as it develops.
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hahahhaha….World Kindness Day indeed!
Hmmm, nice…nice… OK: Isn’t it wonderful that Pete Doherty’s experiments on the effect of heroin on felines have resulted in the Avenging Angel-Kitteh of Death with wings of fire and X-rays eyes that see deep into the hearts of the wicked?
There. That was nice, wasn’t it?
Very nice, Angie. Maybe I should photoshop some red laser flames into the eyes….