Britney Spears just might be serious about getting that useless man-thing removed from her life. According to Us Magazine (the journal of record for baseless celebrity gossip), Britney and KFed haven”’t been seen together for something like 96 days and counting. Throw in Britney”’s oddly sinister poetical musings from her website, and it starts to look like she”’s finally headed for that magical celebrity divorce we”’ve all been praying for.
Of course, there”’s always a downside. For one thing, we might have to look at Kevin Federline naked. And judging by this pic, Britney”’s got a long, long way to go before she even reaches square one in her celebrity comeback bid. To be honest, this entire post was just an excuse to run a picture of Britney Spears in curlers. In public. For crying out loud, my mom has more style sense than that.
(More pictures of Britney Spears, MILF-If-Viewed-Through-Beer-Goggles, at The Superficial.)
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Okay, enough with the Britney bashing. Whom would you rather have raising your child, Britney or Angelina? With Britney, WYSIWYG, she’s actually raising the kid, & obviously considers mothering more pressing than preening or spending all day at the gym.
Angelina, on the other hand, is COMPLETELY crazy
Choosing between Britney and Angelina is like asking which crippling childhood disease I’d select for my child. They both offer the drawback of raising the kid in a goldfish bowl, constantly criticized by jerks like me (and thee), but I’d have to go with Angelina. She’s probably around less, hires more competent nannies, and I’ll take crazy over tacky any day of the week.
Umm, do I get to bang the chick raising my chirrens?
If so hands down Angelina. If not, um, is there a third option?
Okay, Jeff has a point.
But poor lil’ Britney does prove that you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park outta the girl.
(And I oughtta know. I’m TPT from diaper-wearin’ days.)
I’d still hit that before hitting Jennifer Anniston. I’m the only (straight) man I know that doesn’t see the appeal of JA.
Sorry to break this to y’all, but Britney doesn’t need to work a day in her life again. She is officially letting herself go. Why not?