The Glamour Magazine poll of the World’s Sexiest Men has just been released, and for the second year running the top two spots go to the sparkly lads pictured above. Team Edward led Team Jacob, and after Jacob you get vampires, vampires, vampires. Specifically, you get Ian Somerhalder from Vampire Diaries and Xavier Samuel and Kellan Lutz from Twilight. Johnny Depp, #6 on the list, is the first guy who doesn’t make a living pretending to be a supernatural creature. Glamour editor Charlotte Duck had this to say about the poll’s results:
Women are attracted to vampires because of the element of danger that comes with them. They are the ultimate bad boy – and women want to tame the beast within.”
The complete list is still a heavily guarded state secret, but here are the final four in the top ten: Justin Bieber, Gerard Butler, Hayden Christensen and Channing Tatum. Look, anyone who knows me will tell you will tell you my whole existence is proof that I don’t have the dimmest understanding of what makes a man sexy. But is this list at all representative of what women find sexy in 2010? If so, then I might be looking at a lot of dateless nights out with the guys in the coming year. On the bright side, few if any of them will look like Justin Bieber.
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Remember the face Billy Bob Thornton made for his character in Slingblade? “Sexy” Taylor Lautner has the same profile.
If Justin Beiber compares himself to the beetles I’d throw packs of jellybeans at him like how they did to the beetles. But I’d be trying to hurt him though. Beetles are waaaay better than Justin.