Longtime readers know that Oprah ranks high on Agent Bedhead’s hit list. However, they may not understand why. Sure, she inflicted a hopped-up Tom Cruise full of evil, couch-jumping thetans on her viewing audience. Okay, she exhorted her blindly faithful minions to go forth and read a big hunk of crap. But she didn’t seem all that dangerous. It was more like watching a chunky Ryan Seacrest gone mad with power.
Well, now we know. It seems that watching Oprah can give you Alzheimer’s. Either that, or Alzheimer’s can make you watch Oprah–yet another cruel joke played by this horrible disease. The data is unclear. Either way, this new evidence goes far toward explaining the mystifying popularity of the Queen of Daytime TV.
In other news, preliminary results indicate that megalomaniacal talk-show hosts who constantly upsize and downsize their physiques may start to suffer from the delusion that they are one of Pamela Anderson’s boobs. More on this story as it develops.
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now i know where my good memory comes from — i’ve never watched oprah.
Either that, or Alzheimer”’s can make you watch Oprah”’yet another cruel joke played by this horrible disease.
I dunno. A half-hour after you’ve watched an episode, you’ll have forgotten that you watched it.
I saw a promo last week for her episode with Neil Diamond. At one point one sees Oprah shakin’ it to “Cracklin’ Rosie” or somesuch, and then one sees Diamond, a look of horror on his face.
LINE OF THE DAY…
Over at AgentBedHead: It was more like watching a chunky Ryan Seacrest gone mad with power. Sometimes a good giggle before class helps to clear the palette…….