Admittedly, I cribbed this post’s title from my gay boyfriend, who, in turn, cribbed it from Andy Warhol, which is something Andy would have no doubt found at least vaguely amusing. Once upon a time, gay boyfriend took notice of the fact that people are all too quick to slap the “Hitler” label on anyone they deemed ideologically dangerous. This is, perhaps, the laziest metaphor in all of Western culture and progressively trivializes the evil deeds of Hitler himself. As if on cue, Megan “Verbal Diarrhea” Fox, who only looks pretty with her mouth shut, has, for publicity purposes (natch), pulled out the Hitler card by talking more smack about director Michael Bay. The latest comes from Wonderland Magazine, which notes that Fox “speaks nasally, like she has a chronic sinus infection” during this bit of promotion for Jennifer’s Body:
MH: I’m going to start with some questions my brother has for you. The first one: what are your most favourite and least favourite things about working with Michael Bay?
MF: God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.
Notice that Megan attempt to draw Shia, who remains entirely professional and doesn’t talk shit about his directors, into her inept metaphoric comparison. Of course, her attempt at casual intellectualization is rather hilarious, for our friends over at Heeb Magazine hold that “[A] good Hitler reference to completely sidetrack the uber short attention spans of the American public. He’s like boobies–flash a little Holocaust and everyone gets so distracted that they forget the task at hand.” In Fox’s case, she has the boobs, the ass, and the Hitler reference covered.
Note: Remember that we are officially on “Megan Fox Says Stupid Things & Pisses Off Diablo Cody” Watch. We’re only getting started, mates.
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Megan at first refuses to help, but Case is a master of persuasion.
I’m tired of Megan Fox. I’m tired of her being stupid and arrogant — I doubt anyone is going to argue much with that, but I’ll go even further. I’m tired of her fake boobs. There, I said it. They’re not that great. I’m even tired of her pockmarked complexion. I wouldn’t make an issue of it (my skin is far from flawless), but this is a woman who cannot shut up about how good looking she is.
What she IS, is a a spoiled brat with access to very talented plastic surgeons, and a lack of actual talent.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: in five years nobody will remember or care who “Megan Fox” is. She’ll end up on reality shows.