Jon Favreau’s Iron Man would hope to seduce us with two new posters for its May 2008 release. Hoewver, a certain actress seems to be muddying up the ranks and causing too many LOLs; therefore, this hilarity prevents articulate discussion of how hopefully kick ass this film shall be.
It should come as absolutely no surprise that I expressed nothing but sheer elation at the news that Gwyneth Paltrow is reportedly on the verge of quitting Hollywood. Perhaps, as an alternative career, GPal should launch a public speaking tour all about her American Displeasures. I hear there is a huge market for that sort of thing.
Previously: GPal 4: Live Bitchy or Dye Hard, GPal: Goth or Not Goth?, GPal From The Block, Gwyneth Paltrow: Superior Goddess
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Oh crap, SHE’s in this? Well maybe she’ll get blown up or something.
They did a nice job photoshopping boobs on her though.
Ace had the trailer up about a week ago and I just as I was beginning to get into it when SHE popped up on the screen.
I seriously do not think that I can pay to watch a movie in which she plays more than a bit part.
I put my money where my mouth is and have taught my daughter to do the same and I’ve missed some damned good movies in the process, but I’ll live with that just fine.
The only way these asstards are able to spray their venom is to remain relevant. I won’t contribute one red penny to to any project G.P. is involved with as, clearly, it will will simply be spent to build a bigger pulpit.
You could buy a ticket to another movie at the same time and just walk into the other theater. That way they don’t make any money off you and the sale gets counted for someone else as well.
I will pay to go see it assuming the reviews are halfway decent. It looks interesting.
I’m surprised she’s still being offered movie roles in the US though, since British people are so much more interesting and all. She is not a great actress and never was, and her sex appeal is largely a myth. She has nice hair. I’ll give her that. That and a smack on the ass, because I’m old school that way.
Not that’s an idea…
oops!
NOW…not ‘not’
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