Let me just say that I have no problem with Morrissey in his place, and that place is high school. I was a huge Morrissey fan back in my clove cigarette period (except for his claim to represent something he called “the fifth sex,” which had something to do with Morrissey’s complete lack of desire not to abstain from gay sex. Or something. Basically, it just confused the hell out of me.) Of course, eventually I grew out of it. Unlike Morrissey.
But White Trash Wednesday is not the place for the patchouli-scented warblings of a man who looks like an aging James Dean with two X chromosomes. No: we want manly, man-sized music from guys with big hair, music that reeks of pork rinds and PBR. We want Jon Bon Jovi—dead or alive.
More White Trash Wednesday from these kindred folk: Beullah Mae!!!, Preston Elizabeth Taylor Holmes, Feisty Republican Whore, Lost In Lima, Hott Mac Stansbury, Mad Dog Vinnie, The Jawa Report, Cusin Red, Mean Ol’ Meany, Dangerous Logic, Bubba, Rachael Ray, Captain Feathersword, and (OH BABY) Riehl Man Dan.
