…thankfully Shar Jackson hasn’t come into contact with Kevin Federline’s radioactive man-chowder. She did say it was a close call, they’d been cleaning out some of his old crap and she tripped and fell onto his peen. Luckily for her Quickdraw McFederline didn’t live up to his name of being the fastest man in the west, that title is of course still held by Tom Cruise.
Federline’s rep also insists the rumors are “not true.”The erroneous story originated in this week’s Star magazine, which reported that Jackson, 30, is six weeks along with Federline’s child.
No worries though, K-Fed is still planning on releasing a second album. It’s off da hook, yo. Which means he’ll find some groupie willing to play hide the snarsage and his sperm will be in the news, again.
