And so reality TV reaches a new low, at least for the next couple of weeks: Nadya “Octomom” Suleiman and Jon “Octoscumbag” Gosselin might get their own reality show. Tentatively titled Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom (Lord, I hope this is a joke), the alleged show is the brainchild of former Cheaters producer Bobby Goldstein. According to Goldstein and a no-it-isn’t April-Fools-Day press release, the show will focus on Octomom’s attempts to trap Jon into a commitment while he imagines what life would be like in a family with 22 children:
It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.”
So it’s safe to say this won’t be a made-for-TV remake of My Dinner with André. Goldstein described the premise as “a very entertaining fiasco,” and added: “It will be like watching a train wreck. You know you shouldn’t look, but you can’t turn your head away.” It’s news like this that can make you really sorry you have a television set. Or eyes.
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Oh, wait till Jon & Kate make up. Then the math becomes Jon + Kate + Octomom = delicious three-some action.
Thanks a bunch, Darth Aggie. There’s not enough brain bleach in the world to scrub away that image.
[...] Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom is a disaster that might or might not happen, but Jon Gosselin is still hard at work trying to forge some celebutard version of the Rome-Berlin-Tokyo Axis. Latest putative ally: Michael Lohan, who might be the only person Jon could hook up with who’s worse than Octomom. The two men seem to be spending a lot of time together, probably swapping tips on parenting and making your marriage work. And Michael, shrewd judge of character that he is, seems quite taken with young Jon. In fact, Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reports that Michael is telling Jon he can hook him up with Lindsay, making them “the most famous couple in America.” [...]