Bebe Lilly. Odious cartoon baby with 5 Top 10 hits. Current: Les Pirates. Also Bebe Lilly Myspace.
Pinocchio: Totally gay cartoon version of typical Frenchman whose only erections are on his face. Scored 3 Top 40 hits in one week alone. Video: T’es Pas Cap (We Suck, We Know)
Gullia: Xenophobic, English-bashing cartoon hit Oops! J’aime pas l’anglais
Florabelle & the Mushroom Family: shit-eating diabetes-inducing mantis-eyed waif with wimp anthem Love is All, as well as Alphabet Rap (supplement to deficient French educational system).
Silly le petit phoque, (Silly the f*cking little seal) nauseating baby Flipper singing hit song Boum Boum. Explains why an Eskimo might club one to death.
Pigloo. Neutered, androgen-deficient baby penguin hit Top 40 six times, including #1 smash Le Papa Pingoiun. Also castrates punk classic Ca Plane Pour Moi
Cocorico: Bumbling rooster whose cocorico (cock-a-doodle-doo) is symbol of gonad-deficient French bluster, a "vainglorious cry of naive national pride".Video.
See also The Simpsons En Francais
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This is a masterpiece of the blogging art. Merveillieux!
YAY! Miss Bedhead’s preggers!
I am NOT.
Are you sure that you don’t work for a tabloid?
I wish I could say something halfway intelligent now, but my head feels like a bowling ball.
I ♥ Jeffiepoo!
I can top that: a 1980s French cartoon about a baby seal, for which my best friend, whose father is French, had the theme song on record. Consider yourself warned:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c9tOHFEA2k
Was your friend gay?