Here’s yet another reason I’m glad I don’t live in New York, or with Madonna. (To be honest, everyone on both sides of that deal is probably just fine with the present arrangement.) While the rest of the city is struggling with a bedbug onslaught of Biblical proportions, one of the Material Girl’s kids brought an entirely different variety of vermin home from school, and now their apartment is infested with headlice:

The Like a Virgin singer says, “There’s some head lice going around in my house… It’s a reoccurring occurrence. I’m afraid to lay down in my children’s bed and put my head on their pillows.”

That’s probably a mutual fear, Madge. Both for the kids, and the lice. We’ll just skip over all the “she’s had worse” jokes, because they’re easy and obvious and most likely true. Actually, judging by Madonna’s appearance for the last several years, I’m surprised she’s not infested with scarab beetles.