One of the refreshing things about Kiefer Sutherland is his utter refusal to identify with Jack Bauer. Give him a few drinks and he’s not afraid to behave like a total doofus, for example. And Jack would have bitten off his own testicles before confessing to the wimpy list of fears that Kiefer owned up to in a recent interview. For instance, Finding Nemo:

I can watch something as simple as Finding Nemo. I remember I was watching it with my daughter and it was a fantastic music cue when the shark came through the boat trying to get the fish – and my popcorn went up in the air.”

Kiefer also admitted that he can’t bring himself to watch more than one horror movie a year, because they put his delicate constitution in such an uproar. A little odd, considering that he just starred in a horror film. Honestly, this seriously undercuts his tough-guy image. If Jack Bauer were attacked by a Kodiak bear, you tend to assume that he’d put a bullet through its thigh, use a brisk torture session to find out who the bear was working for and where they were located, and rip its throat out with his teeth. Oh, and somewhere along the way he’d establish a perimeter. And Bauer’s real-life alter ego is afraid of a damn Pixar shark?! Maybe the problem is that sharks don’t have thighs. Hell, they barely have throats.