Bloody fucking hell in a handbasket, mates. The latest poster for Gulliver’s Travels (starring the terribly unfunny Jack Black) somehow managed to turn out significantly worse than the last poster, which actually caused so much internal drama within my own mind that I dared to draw a parallel between Black and Nicholas Cage. Let us all be grateful that this poster only gives us an optimal view of what lies between Black’s legs; the only shimmering bit of light (which inexplicably manages to escape from “where the sun don’t shine”) resides within the fact that Black is tied to the ground, so there’s no danger of any future posters showing off the double-chinned ass that’s become a veritable bragging point for Mister Black. Man, dudes in Hollywood are seriously weird.
Imagery: IMP Awards
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Jack Black might be the most overrated actor working in Hollywood today. I thought what most people consider the high point of his career (“School of Rock”) was actually pretty creepy: can you imagine what the actual reaction would be if a guy impersonated a teacher in order to spend time around elementary school children all day? I’m guessing it would not involve them putting on a concert.
There was a concert in that movie? I didn’t even get past the first 15 minutes before falling asleep.
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