Its one thing to try and convince people you bagged a really hot chick and she won’t admit it because she was drunk, slumming, on the rebound, married, engaged, seeking to make a boyfriend jealous, has the clap etc…
Its understandable that a virtuous young man may even claim some harlot tried to seduce him and he kept her feminine wiles at bay.
But to claim eight years after the fact that an uber-hottie tried to seduce you and you were too stupid to notice? That earns you rankings just one rung below the Darwin Award winners on the ladder of stupidity.
Jack Black missed out on the chance of a night of passion with movie beauty Jennifer Love Hewitt because he didn’t realize she was trying to seduce him. The star still regrets blowing his chances with the actress, his co-star in 1998 film I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
Black says, “Jennifer Love Hewitt once said to me, ‘Let’s hang out… go to my room.’
I thought she meant her trailer; but she meant her hotel room. I didn’t capitalize on it.”
At some point in time a man’s got to stop living in the past, it’s getting down right pathetic.
By the way, have I ever told you guys about the time I was at Mouseketeer Camp and Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera tried to talk me into a threesome. Honest it happened. But I was you know kind of tired and didn’t have enough gummie bears to share so I went about my way.
Then a couple of years later Fergie and Jennifer Love Hewitt tried the same thing on the set of Kids Incorporated. But I told those bitches to keep their damned hands off my gummy bears.
I never have been able to figure out why those hussies were after my gummy bears. You’d have thought with the mad cash they were making they could buy their own.
Bitches man, bitches.
Quick question for you lurkers. Am I the only one that didn’t realize Jack Black was in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
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Boobies!
He was in that movie, really?
I don’t remember anyone but Sarah Michelle Buffy and JLH. Were there other people in that flick?
Too much alcohol in the past hour. My apologies for the lame-ass comment.
I must be the only person on earth who doesn’t want to bang JLH. But, of course, if she offered…
Agent, I was about to post the same thing (without the drunken ramblings) and was wonderng why JLH would boink some fat guy who was one step above an extra – assuming he wasn’t actually an extra.
Uh, I saw the interview, it was a fucking JOKE you moron. Are you really that dumb, do you have no sense of humor or are you just really desperate for stuff to rant on and on about, especially when its based on a fals e premise.
This blog has gotten lame lately, why doesn’t the Agent post more instead of her peons?
Wow, Devon’s an angry little fucktard!
How’d you guys find this little asscrumb just waiting for abuse?
Devon, I’m sure Phin and Agent B (and Mr Atoz) don’t have YOU specifically in mind when their fingers hit the keyboard…so sorry you feel so abused and neglected. Why don’t you throw away the sticky socks under your desk, crawl out from the basement, and get a fuckin’ life, dearie?