Jack Black claims to have felt “horrified” during the premiere of his latest movie Margot At The Wedding when he saw his own naked ass on the screen. Indeed, he was shocked to find that his bum looked, well, hugely awful:

[Black] says, “I was shocked to see the film when I saw my rear. I thought it would be a bit more shapely. They lied to me to get me to do the scene. They said, ‘Oh, your ass, it’s mouth watering. Let’s get this on film before it’s too late!’ And I believed them. But it seemed like I had three asses somehow… My ass had double chins. That’s not right. I’ve joined a gymnasium since the film. The next time you’ll see my ass it’ll be much more flattering.”

Uh, has Jack Black ever before seen any of his own movies? In the case that he’s truly not convinced of his own massiveness, Nacho Libre might be an accurate portrayal to start with. Of course, I haven’t actually watched that movie either — the promotional poster alone is enough to put a woman into a convent.

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