A horrible rumour is attempting to destabilize the newfound hotness that is Daniel Craig in the eyes of swooning females:

“DANIEL CRAIG is urging movie bosses to revolutionise the JAMES BOND franchise by including a gay scene involving the superspy in the follow’up to CASINO ROYALE. The heart-throb actor has also reportedly told studio chiefs he is prepared to film a full frontal nude scene to please both his male and female admirers. He says, ‘Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it. I mean, look at (British TV series) DOCTOR WHO – that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye.’”

To the delight of Flea, who quite enjoys debasing men that I find aesthetically pleasing, my initial reaction was to scream in horror. In the back of my mind though, I remembered reading that Daniel Craig used a penis double because he was too nervous to do the full-frontal nude scenes. However, I did wonder if my denial that Daniel Craig’s hotness could shift from brazen heterosexuality to sudden gayness had somehow caused me to dream up the existence of the penis double. Yet if I could disprove the full-frontal component of the rumour, then the gayness aspect couldn’t be mutually exclusive. The whole story had to go if one piece crumbled.

Oh happy day, I most assuredly tracked down that story for my own eyes and just knew that Celebitchy wouldn’t let me down. Daniel Craig did indeed have performance anxiety and insisted on using that penis double in Casino Royale. So that rumour must be total crap. Pffffffffft.

James Bond is not teh gay.