Oops, she…. No, we won’t go there. We will not go there, is that clear? But it had to be gotten out of the way. Sources are reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears, who gave birth less than four months ago, is now eight weeks pregnant with her second child. Sources are also reporting that Jamie Lynn and her mom are going screaming batshit crazy, and suggest the two events may be related. (“Sources” here means the National Enquirer, but let’s not forget they were the first source to call the first pregnancy correctly.) According to the Enquirer‘s informant:

Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out. Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. She’d expected to have her period by early September, but a home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out.

No doubt there’ll be more on this story if it proves to be true. Meanwhile, Lynne Spears might want to hold off on that book on parenting and hand the project over to Jamie Lynn. She certainly seems to have nailed the first part of the job.

Update: And now TMZ is saying that Jamie Lynn is not pregnant. So–who to believe? A dubiously credible source like the Enquirer, or an even more dubiously credible source? Until we hear more, I say we split the difference and declare that Jamie Lynn is just a little bit pregnant.